stebbyfrenchguy:

avant-gardevoir:

konkeydongcountry:

dongstomper:

zendayasauntiewig:

quietly-islayem:

littlejustmimi:

56blogsstillcrazy:

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

???????

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home

lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

teacrumps:

vickythepixie:

mihael5sos:

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

dadglam:

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃
computer users FUCK u

owlmylove:

everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside

delamermaid:

what do you like to do in your spare time?

- eat apples
- go swimming
- sleep
- brush your really long hair
- freeze shit
- save china

happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

fuckboi3001:

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

meladoodle:

my friend was trying to tell me that i was too good for the guy i like. he’s gay and he was like ‘MELANIE, I’D FUCK YOU BEFORE I’D FUCK HIM’

leepace:

[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything